No, no, I can do better.
See, normal time works in a linear fashion. One event precedes the next, and the next, and so on.
Software development, however, works in a Jeremy Bearimy fashion. Where time doubles back and loops around and ends up looking something like the name "Jeremy Bearimy" in cursive English, so that's what we call it.
And the dot over the i? That's where all the releases happen.
[Stolen without shame from The Good Place]
