Why does it seem as if I'm the only one to like PHP's MessageFormatter.
Hey @Toby, Ever looked into PHP's MessageFormatter and ICU?
Example: http://codepad.viper-7.com/7eGECt
https://bpaste.net/show/a0d20de4b891
More examples:
http://php.net/manual/en/messageformatter.formatmessage.php
http://web.archive.org/web/20130806133442/http://tjl.co/blog/programming/icu-plural-syntax/
(These are only examples, I wouldn't exactly code like this. Of course you have to come up with organizing variable names and such.)