xXAlphaManXx please, I know you mean well, but some things you ask don't make sense for the following reasons:
For the zend issue, it is not yet fixed and is an issue for everyone. To fix that, please refer to this post .
Nowhere in this thread has Zend been mentioned, nor does any of the reported problems relate to it.
And, it looks like the there is some issue with mod_rewrite. If you have any cPanel, then you can easily enable it. Just google it.
Yes, there are problems with the URL rewriting, we're trying to solve that. Googling won't do you any good because that will only cause the OP to try out everything with the drawback of completely breaking the forum and having no idea what fix is causing what additional issue. Let's focus on singling out the cause of the actual problem before we reference a "LMGTF" answer. Also, mod_rewrite is already enabled as pointed out before.
And, it would be really good if you just take a screenshot of the file structure and the contents of config.php [REMOVE SENSITIVE DATAS].
We never ask for the config.php, there's no sane reason to do so. The only information provided in that config is the url and OP has already provided it if you read through previous messages carefully.
Also, as I already asked. Is that a shared web host or a VPS?
Obviously, this is shared hosting. OP has no access to sudo, the http.conf or anything else, he even references 1on1 and their FAQ page on overriding/setting Apache configurations.
So, even if you mean well, let's not suggest things to the OP that might make a small issue something we can't even trace the original cause of. Thank you.